Shower Sleep

To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.

Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!

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Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

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