Ruta

the best person that a friend could ever need, literally a therapist and a funny comedian. ruta is everyones friend and everyone loves them, but if you get on rutas bad side you are in for quite a pickle. they are as ruthless as a ruta can be. ruta will always protect everyone they love and deem a good person to protect. they will always be a bad bitch and a sweetie pie at the same time and their best friends are very lucky people. maybe ruta is an innocent little sweet thing, but they are far from innocent. they smoke, drink and roll blunts 24/7. they should have already been caught by the po-po but they haven't and that's on their good luck. they are smart and very sporty but not with regular known sports. they are known to run after their friends when they make bad choices. ruta is very special indeed. they are also swag and really fruity, but in reality they are too sexual for their own good. they have lived through trauma and it still affects ruta but when they have their friends with them they become unstoppable. they are a mother and takes care of their children.

guy: oh is that ruta?
girl: yeah, they are my best friend, they are so swag!
guy: oh do they know that's what she said jokes?
ruta: sure do, baby

Floof

TECHNOBLADES DOGGO. FLOOF

Technoblade: "Floof, ugh, save me!"
Floof: *Silence*
He's a dog what'd you expect :P