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When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.
Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!
A stupid phrase said by ugly ass bitches who look like the creeper from Minecraft except irl. If said, the person who said it should get a can of beans to the face and then make them sit and watch Cujo 5 times over and over again until they lose it.
Side Eye, Bombastic side eye!
Shut the fuck up.
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The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
A sex console made by Micropenis where you have sex with the consoles slimy USB ports. You can even enable fucky mode, where it bounces on your knob until you spunk in the hdmi port (its ass). Sucky mode is where it sucks your cock until you cum in the SXbox's Disc drive (sold separately).
I bought a SXbox yesterday.
Cool. I bet you busted a fat nut in its hdmi ass.
When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.
When you eat a whopper and you immediately need a fat shit within 2 hours of eating it. This also counts for whopper jrs and double whoppers, which effects are different. Another variant called melt ass, is where you have a burger king melt and you have to take a log. This log would be runny and will smell like cum.
Daniel had whopper ass earlier and it was inevitable.
When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.