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The GOAT of the Roybal family.
She is incredibly talented at music and singing, and she absolutely loves drawing.
Also, the prettiest thing out there.
She is too good, she must be named Sarah Kathryn Roybal.
I need HeLp
Iâve been kidnapped.
Theyâre forcing me to play patty cake with them, but in Spanish..
âHelpâ a seeking for something helpful.
âHELp THEIR KIDNAPPING MEâ
Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: â¦
Me: â¦
Me in the future: and thatâs how me met :)
My children: Momâ¦. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Man 1: *stands there*
Man 2: *scrolls on twitter*
Man 1: â¦
Man 2: ?â¦
Then they start making out.
Gay
Gay, two people of the same gender that are together as one⦠as a pair.. as lovers.. as dear earthlings who strive in peace and make the children of the west prosper.
Mother is indeed gay. What do I think of this finsitchuating fact. I think it is dearly impossible⦠Mother is a lesbian ofcourse, but indeed queer?⦠no no no, cannot be. Though I think about it with dear forcefulness, it still cannot make way. I fight this unrevealing label smacked against the motherful air waving across my unblessingly curly hairline, while still holding on for dear life as my âstep broâ (as the kids say) ties my shoe laces with his girlfriends arms.. It cannot be. Dear mother has always strived for women, but⦠queer? That seems unlikely.
A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS.. ~just a little much~