Juzzy

Probably the most amazing person you could ever meet. Resides on MySpace, and eats quite a lot but maintains a desirable figure. She defeated Hitler, Attila The Hun, Ariel from The Little Mermaid and both Bill and Ben (The Flowerpot Men) single handedly. Possibly history's greatest being. Way cooler than most people could ever aspire to be.

BOY: "Oh dude, I got with Juzzy, my life is complete!"
GIRL: "Really? ME TOO!"

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