Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

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Lady Lasso

A guy who reels in girls left and right and takes advantage of their bodies

Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.

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