September 25

According to Japanese numerology, September is the 350th unluckiest day to be born. Unless you’re Will Smith, Mark Hamill, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Donald Glover, or some other rich celebrity, if your birthday is the 25th of September, you’re fucked.

“Are you feeling lucky, punk?”
“Well, I was born on September 25, so, not really.”

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