Good Morning America

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

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I'mma

Contraction: I Am Going To

I'mma go to the bath room

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