in-finite

/ˈɪn-ˈfʌɪnʌɪt/
Informal

(Adjective)
Seemingly limitless and endless space, extent or size that in reality is very specifically limited even if it is impossible to measure exactly using current human methods.
Not to be confused with the definition finite where the extent is measurable and known exactly.

Mary: The amount of atoms in the universe must be infinite.
John: Well, actually there would be a finite amount of atoms in the universe.
Mary: But we wouldn't be able to measure them so I guess they are in-finite.

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emptiful

(adjective)

Fully, or completely empty.

Larry: "Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!"
Dave: "I wish I brought my rollerblades!"

"Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful."

Pierce: "Perhaps Diane's head is as emptiful as we thought after all."

Farood: "So, is your glass half full, or half empty?"
Jonah: *drinks up*
"Well, now it's emptiful".
Farood: *poker face*

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