no-talent

See boy band.

Hi I'm from NHOTGUYS*...
Oh shut up!

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The Worst System Ever Made

I think its the Atari 5400, or one of those later Atari consoles.

I'll have an Atari 2100, please.

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beep

A word used in place of a swear word. Often used when you don't know one.

You beepin' beep!

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Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

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pop a seat

syn.: Sit down.

Hey you! Pop a seat!

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Where Is The Love?

I wish I knew... maybe one day someone will find out. Until then, the war and toil will continue.

Where Is The Love?
I don't know...

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full house

Cards: In poker, 3 of one card and two of another.
TV: A crappy show, starring John Stamos.
The only significance is it is the first appearance of the Olsen twins.

Full house sucks.

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