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Asher

An absolute hottie who for some reason dislikes Asian men. He got the mcdonalds hairline and is unreasonably tall.

Asher hates Asian men?!

by Zachimusasianmen June 29, 2024


Nathan

The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.

Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.

by Zachimusasianmen June 29, 2024