A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."
DUDE! That guy just asked me if I wanted to get into his van! HE'S A VAN MAN!
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A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?
Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...
When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.
Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.