A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood