nun's cooze

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.

"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.

ATM

(adj., n.) Sexually omnivorous; will fuck Anything That Moves.

Now Spacey says he's gay. That's weird. I always had him pegged for ATM.

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."