Thereâs always that one uncle at the dinner table who just canât stop. The inner drive for carb addictions runs so deep his body begins to take on the shape of a baguette ð¥
Yo Billy Breadstick, save some for us will ya !
When you canât afford meth so you get hooked on bread stick carbs
Yo billy breadstick , pass me a bun will ya
When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and youâre entire wardrobe is purchased at youâre local hardware store
Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?
Thatâs EdZakhary, (exactly) what I was talking about bro!!!
Hey you have the EdZakhary disease, where your face looks EdZakhary,(exactly) like your ass!
When food makes you horny you feel the combined emotions of food-horny at the same time.
That feeling is food orgasm when she saysâ¦.Hey honey, food is ready!!!
Forny!
When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at youâre local hardware store
Hey Captain Coupon ⦠where can I find the hammer isle. âExcuse me? I donât work here Iâm just a regular customerâ.
When youâre clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at youâre local hardware store.
Hey Captain Coupon⦠where can I find the hammer isle. âExcuse me? I donât work here Iâm just a regular customerâ.