Crustal

Crystal but derpy : I (Or Crystal but misspelled)

I FoUnD CRUSTAL!

pacifist

Being an asshole and evil without killing anyone
(Except if they are a fully certified asshole, in that case I get a free pass)

I'm a pacifist! I wouldn't burn that building down until I sure I scare every single person off the building with my death threats and flames!

Aggressive Pacifist

A pacifist that isn't scared to be very mean or very aggressive as long as nobody gets hurt.

Pacifist: "I will never hurt a fly! I can solve any problems without violence as long we just talk things out!"
Aggressive Pacifist: "They wouldn't stop harassing me so I burn their house down! All without anyone getting hurt."