Twitter

A place where weaklings can

a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)

Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!

Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...

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