Edging

Edging, the act of holding back an orgasm for a more intense climax.

Man 1: Shit, I heard Trump has been elected as the next president.
Man 2: Yeah but imagine the edging climax you'll get at some point in the next 5 years, when someone tells you he's died.

4 years later.

Man 2: Did you hear Trumps dead!
Man 1: Urrghhhhhh!!!

Doozy

A shit, a dump, a crap.

Bob: I need to take a doozy ASAP, the turtles head is showing!

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