Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

zane sex

a thrill ride of enjoyment. greatest thing you'l ever experience u wont be able to walk correctly for at least a month or two

"omg fuck me harder zane"
steve: "why are you limping sarah?"
sarah: "uh i got fucked by zane last night"
steve: "typical symptoms of zane sex"

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