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Shitfilters

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

by Zappin' Nap May 08, 2021


Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021


Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021


millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2021


Annapolis Rhythm Section

Any array of virtual instruments composed and played back to accompany a marginal singer/songwriter trying to sound like a real band.

Yeah I heard that new bassist and drummer Joel got: The Annapolis Rhythm Section -- all MIDI!

by Zappin' Nap March 07, 2021


Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019


pizzaccitte

Any item of inferior merchandise.

I can't hear you, we're breaking up... this cell phone is a pizzaccitte.

by Zappin' Nap September 23, 2013