chronicles

Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.

"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."

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curry ache

A tummy ache brought on specifically by eating a curry the night before.

John: "Hey Adam, quit hogging the bathroom!"
Adam: "Leave off, man! I've got a major curry ache here!"

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