Molingus

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

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Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

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Badalump

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.

After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."

Movember Moment

When two dudes who have never met before, bond over their movembers.

Dave1: I saw you playing squash. Did you beat that guy?
Dave2: Ya. Nice mo.
Dave1: You too.
Shelly: Are you guys having a Movember Moment?

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Movember

Refers to both the month and the mustache grown in November to bring attention to mens health issues. The movember can only be sported in the month of Movember but it can precede a mo-linger.

Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.

A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.

And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.

Horatio: Ya, this is my movember. Pretty sweet!

Yorick: Alas, I mine looks like death.

Horatio: Maybe you should comb it?

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Gonenc

Anything halfway between the unknown and the divine.

By 7am we neared the top of the mountain, and just as the light hit us, we were gonenced with wonder.

Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

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