Cockasaurus

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

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Smacks

Any manner of lowlife individual who partakes in promiscuous anal intercourse with any and all willing participants.

I dropped my car keys the other day and when I bent over to retrieve them, WHAM! this Smacks comes up and rams his dick into my ass!

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fuggup

An act that, while intoxicated, seemed like a good idea at the time.

I think removing my clothing and pressing my genitalia against the window of that police car was a pretty big fuggup.

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