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Fishbowl

When you fist a girl with a handful of Swedish Fish, stuffing her vagina to the brim, then slowly eat her out, eating the fish one by one.

Tommy gave me such a big fishbowl last night. My vagina is going to be sticky for weeks.

by Zavolta April 7, 2016

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hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 10, 2018

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