Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isnât even a human. Heâs extraordinarily amazing and heâs the sort of person anyone can go to: when youâre stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. Heâs a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and youâll tell him something but heâll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know itâs a loveable annoyance. Heâs a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyoneâs neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because heâs known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: youâre making too much disruption, whatâs your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: Itâs Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..itâs too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isnât even a human. Heâs extraordinarily amazing and heâs the sort of person anyone can go to: when youâre stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. Heâs a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and youâll tell him something but heâll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know itâs a loveable annoyance. Heâs a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyoneâs neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because heâs known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: youâre making too much disruption, whatâs your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: Itâs Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..itâs too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
A long long time ago
There was an aga hole
His name was
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Shajahan Younus is typically a brown boy.