wetlumps

Funny Chinese men that love driving to gambling facilities on two-way bike lanes. They are known for being consumed by brainrot, spewing nonsensical sentences including phrases such as: sigma, mew, and rizz. They also often have extremely bad, badminton tourney win-loss ratios like 7:147. Additionally, they are found wet and lumpy.

Also be known as a weylum.

Person 1: I'm scared to talk to women, can you give me advice?
Person 2: nah you fine, you the rizzler frfr, and you benched 185 before
Person 1: bro what???? you're such a wetlumps!

gambling facility

A faculty for people to gamble.

also known as a casino.

person 1: bro have you heard Ethan drove on a two-way bike lane to the gambling facility?
person 2: bro is such a wetlumps