Gum Machine

When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.

guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."

guy #2 "nope, gum machine."

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zayzay

Caring nice person always loves to laugh and smiles and has fake friends but she doesn't care because they jealous they not her and she is so sweet and fun.

Zayzay is so caring and nice

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Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."