Bloody Mary

v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.

Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".

Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"

Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"

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