Child repellent

GET THE NEW CHILD REPELLENT!!!!!! THE PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNED AFTER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM. THE NEW 10MN IS PERFECT!!! WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO BE GONE, NO MORE NEED FOR ABORTION

SHOOT THE CHILD WITH CHILD REPELLENT

-Adolf Hitler

Wild West Crotch

When your ballsack becomes as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and your sack scrunches up like a deflated ball.

Person 1: Ah fuck I got Wild West crotch
Person 2: Damm that sucks