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Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.
She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!
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Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
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To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.
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The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.
Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.