Muffhawk

A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region.
A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!

Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"

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D'OMG!

Variation of ZOMG but it makes more sense to make the "D" sound instead of the Z sound.
Exclamation used in chatting online. In real life "irl" you say "D'Oh my God!" really fast.

Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Person 1- "I have KFC!"

Person 2-"D'OMG! I want some! O.O"

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Ghey

If you want to be politically correct and not say "Gay" in a derogatory way.
Used in chatting and texting.

Girl 1: I wanted to buy this really cute dress, but I couldn't find it in my size!

Girl 2. Gah. That is so ghey!!!

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Coot

Variation of the word Cute.
Used in a sort of baby talk way and paired with mispellings of other words.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

"Aww dat kitty ish so coot!"

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Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

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