clipside

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.

"Clipside of a pinkeye flight..."

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Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

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movie day

When the teacher is so hungover, he/she doesn't feel like doing their job, so they just play a movie on the projector.

After a hard night of partying, Mr. Wilford didn't feel like dealing with a class of thirty whiny brats, so we just had a movie day and he made us watch "Elf".

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chough

The common name of Pyrrhocorax, a genus of European blackbirds related to crows. There are two species of chough, the Alphine Chough and the Red-billed Chough. Named after the sound they make, which resembles a grown man being forcefed penis through his nasal cavity.

I am getting tired of that chough choughing outside my window.

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hateful

A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".

Hateful people should be tolerated and forgiven, not hated.

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binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

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Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

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