albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

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schlifting

When one searches his/her apartment, dorm room, living room, etc. for left over amounts of soda, beer, etc. in left over cans and bottles strewn across the room.

I was so hung over I went schlifting through the old party cans scattered about my room

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