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STARSET

STARSET is an amazing rock band which you should listen to. It's alternative rock, and it's FIRE!
For beginner listeners, I'd recommend "My Demons", "Monster", or "Carnivore" :

(I'm using DSAF characters for this example)

Jack: Hey Dave, have you heard of STARSET?
Dave: Yeah, Old Sport! I have! What's your favorite song by them?
Henry: *breaks through wall* THE BREACH!!!
Jack and Dave: HENRY GET OUT OF HERE! >:C
Henry: no.
Steven: uhh hello!! what's going on here? I heard you were talking about STARSET. :

by ZekeTheFur June 3, 2024


Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.

person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

by ZekeTheFur May 31, 2024