Penns Valley

A place in the middle of bumble fuck PA where people are stuck in the 1800's. Most of the people there are somewhat insane, then there are some who are FUCKING INSANE, like tripping on acid they found in their shed INSANE they drive all the people they know crazy with guilt trips. The local movie theater is a dump and is actually a house. smells like smoke. The only good thing about the town is its cafe. the rest is ass backwards and confused, theirs a kick ass clarinet player, Ms dairy-air winner and a little leprechaun though.

"Hey man want to go to Penns Valley?"

"NO WAY! I would rather shit in a shoe and call it a town!"

"Whats the difference?"

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