Z-Factor

The Z-factor is the ratio between a womans narrowest spot on her waist, vs her widest spots on her buttocks and upper torso. The higher the Z-factor, typically, the hotter the woman. A perfect Z-factor will resemble this ")(".

Check out the Z-factor on that broad! She could be in a Sir-Mix-Alot video!

Droncking

Drinking alcoholic beverages on a boat dock.

Too windy to take the boat out, to warm to stay home. Anyone Droncking at the marina tonight?

Ape Cunt

Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch.

Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"