gay hat

1. A hat of a gay nature in the sense that it is either happy and carefree, ridiculous and stupid, or swings the other way (more than likely a mixture of these three).

2. A hat to be worn by gays ONLY ie people of a homosexual orientation. No exeptions: heterosexuals, bi-sexuals, gay/bi-curious people cannot wear a gay hat. Under penalty of death if this rule is violated. Yes, death.

a) "Oh my, you have such a gay hat!"

b) "Have you seen my gay hat? I need it for the seminar, woman!"

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(tu)

Typing shortcut for a turtle emoticon on MSN Messenger. So if you type (tu) in the box and press enter, a small picture of a turtle will appear. I think it only works on version 6 or higher though.

(On an MSN convo)
Harry: What's your fave animal?
Elaine: A turtle!
Harry: What do they look like then?
Elaine: (tu)

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hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.

Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.

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trouser-friendly kiss

A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."

*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.

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plan laugh

Referred to in popular American sitcom Friends, in which in one episode Phoebe and Joey concoct an 'evil' plan to get Rachel and Ross back together by setting them both up on terrible dates in the hope that they realise how right they are for one another or something.

But anyway, once they have formed the plan Phoebe points out that this means they can do the plan laugh, which is basically an evil laugh which follows the creation of a good ol' fashioned evil plan. Usually used by villains such as Bond villains etc.

It goes a bit like this, "Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa"

Phoebe: Ooooooh, now we get to do the plan laugh!
Joey: How does that go?
Phoebe: Muahahahahahaaaa
Joey: Oh I get it, wohohohohohooooo...
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.

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grawp

I'm sure a die hard Harry Potter fan could define this better.

SPOILERS START HERE, READ NO FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WISH TO KNOW SIGNIFICANT THINGS THAT OCCUR IN THE FIFTH AND SIXTH BOOKS.

In the series of Harry Potter books, Grawp (introduced in the fifth book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) is half-giant Hagrid's half-brother.

At the end of the fourth book The Goblet of Fire, Hagrid and fellow female French half-giant Madame Maxime set out into the mountains of France to try and ally with the alienated giants of the world on behalf of the wizarding world. To cut a long story short, the mission was a failure and the giants were intercepted by Voldemort's servants the Death Eaters.

However while Hagrid was there, he found out that after leaving his father, Hagrid's giantess mother had gone into hiding in the mountains and had a child, Grawp, with another giant before her death. Not having the heart to leave behind his only known remaining relative, his father being dead also, Hagrid sneaks Grawp back to the grounds of Hogwarts and hides his brother in the Forbidden Forest. He attempts to then civilize the giant, incurring serious injuries which do not go unnoticed by his student friends Harry, Ron and Hermione. When Hagrid goes into hiding (for reasons I forget), Hermione and Harry are left to give him 'lessons' which they conveniently forget to do.

However after Harry and Hermione are cornered in the Forbidden Forest by centaurs, Grawp saves their lives.

He then doesn't appear again until the end of the sixth book, attending Dumbledore's funeral considerably more civil than when we first meet him.

Grawp is Hagrid's half-brother.

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nam nam nam

Onomatopoeia (describing the sound) for eating, nibbling, feasting on etc. particularly delicious food or anything else 'edible' that comes to mind.

1. Bob: Nam nam nam, I had some delicious chicken sandwiches for lunch.

2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!

3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.

4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.

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