old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

V Bomb

To leave an angry, explosive voicemail riddled with expletives.

Hey bro- listen to this V Bomb Sally just left me "I'm breaking up with you, you no good, son of a bitch, cock gobbling, piece of shit"

Hey Bob, have a listen to the V Bomb that crazy employee left on my answering machine "You can take this job and shove it into your anal archives of bullshit, you micro-fucking-weak ass manager."

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Ridin Dirty

Any toddler walking around with a dirty poop diaper.

Yo, that baby has a dirty load in her pants, she's ridin dirty....

She's got a big turd in her pants, and I can smell it from the other room. I know, that baby is ridin dirty.

Call da po po- she be riden dirty