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You were scared to eat pussy so you licked around the tush
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A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like âNo â¤ï¸â, âI-â, or âð AS HE SHOULDâ. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with âI have a boyfriendâ, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said âalt girlsâ because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something âhomophobicâ to your school.
Guy: âHey, did you finish the math tes-â
Alt Girl: âI have a boyfriend.â
Guy: âI just wanted to kno-â
Alt Girl: âDID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!â
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When your car makes a funny noise to tell you that your need to shift gears or the engine will fucking explode
Dudebro: yeah bruh I was redlining in my 2008 camry and the engine blew up what I do my parents are gonna kill me
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An Incompetent Automobile manufacturer that keeps getting raped by European companies because they are too poor to hold themselves up
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Absolute Piece of shit who is a registered sex offender and animal abuser
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