Dr. Do-Good

This name refers to the main object used to put your child through the harsh corporal punishments known as beatings: known mostly by African families (Mainly Nigerian). Whether its a belt, a slipper or a wooden plank, Do-good will either improve your child's doodoo behaviour or help them gain a tolerance to domestic weapons

Nigerian pikin : *takes part in some doodoo behaviour*
Nigerian Mama: *finds out* "Lemme call Dr. Do-Good for you"
Nigerian pikin: *bends down in preparation for his medicine*

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"