Christine To

Christine To, goddess of toes and everything in between the world of foot fetishes and sexy laid hookers. However, don't let this temp you... or she might nibble on your toes when you sleep.

Hooker A: H-Honey... make sure to cover your toes at night... you don't want to let the toe goddess in!

Hooker B: Who, you mean Christine To?

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Queenie Nguyen

A smart, transgender and gay Asian that excels in all academics except physical sports.

Person A: "Wow, look at that Queenie Nguyen over there!"
Person B: "Yeah I know, smart but a queer"

Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

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