cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

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gang cuddle

When a group of men gangs up on a woman and they forcefully cuddle her one at a time, or all at once, depending on the number of gang members. Can involve any number of women and multiple gangs. Occurs anywhere.

Basically gang rape but just forced unwanted cuddling.

Mitch, Brian, John, Max, Jeff, and Andy surrounded the couch Breana was sitting on. John held her down while mitch wrapped his arms around her and pulled her body against his. A minute later the next guy jumps in and the gang cuddle continues.

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