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Daignault

A French word meaning A Tall Sleder, Ape Like Creature known for its red hair and often if not continuous migration. The Daignault is known to masturbate up to 5 times a day, and also eats its own feces. Many from Middle France (also known in the 1800s as Middle Earth, or Missouri) beleice the Daignault is a fecalfilliac, but in reality the Daig only dables in poop.

I think I just saw a Daignault run from the woods - he was sniffing a fresh poo pile, then he started jacking off with the poop!

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

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Throat Nut

The adam's apple of a tall skinny man. Resembles a testicle and is highly distracting when the man is talking.

In the unlikely event you can get past Stevie D's red hair, ginger features, and skeleton like frame, I guarantee you wont be able to excuse his throat nut. That thing jumps up and down like richard simmons on pee wee hermans cock.

by Zenfoolio April 23, 2010

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Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010


Rubkin

Similar to a Blumpkin, the act of one rubbing off whilst heaving a steamer.

"Last night at the Brass Eagle Stevie D got so hammerred he fell asleep on the toilet trying to give himself a Rubkin."

by Zenfoolio January 7, 2010

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weedlord bonerhitler

Nickname or handle for a very offensive, probably evil, NC-17 rated (or worse), irreparably damaged, person, situation, idea, or event.

Can you believe one time Donna told a room full of strangers her husband wanted to shit in her vagina? I don't even know how you would shit in a vagina as most shit is not structurally rigid enough to penetrate even the largest and moist lubed vagina ~ but however you decided to do it, that's Weedlord Bonerhitler to say in front of strangers.

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If Satan wanted a new nickname ~ his minions would say dude, you are satan. that's the worst thing ever - there isn't a harder more edgy term out there, except maybe Weedlord Bonerhitler.

by Zenfoolio May 17, 2016

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