Cyrus Disorder

A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.

Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?

That's not funny

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

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Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.

Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?

Making Oreos

A euphemism for making sweet love.

"Me and my sister were making oreos," said Ryan.