spithead

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.

Great cosmetic innovation, spithead.

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izzle

-izzle (iz'-zl)

A suffix added to the end of the last syllable of a word, originated by Snoop Dogg as a method to make words rhyme.

Usage: –izzle is best used when preceded by a consonant sound.

Ex. 1: Fo' Shizzle / "For Sure"
Ex. 2: Neptizzle / Neptune
Ex. 3: "D - O - Double /j/-izzle (G)
Ex. 3: Valentizzle / Valentine

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Grubhuboffical

He’s the sexist man alive. All though he only has 1k he’s got the biggest wiener in the world.

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Klown

Nonce who exposes himself to young girls on webcam, who he meets through the metalhammer messageboards, also has a taste for the underagers.

Klown: "FAP FAP FAP FAP"
Zeppelin: "Klown you fucking paedo"

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neoconservative

Person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade's cause. Normally a chicken hawk, as well. Often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.

If you haven't figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.

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Paul Wolfowitz

See spithead.

Paul Wolfowitz, thy name is spithead.

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