The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

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Dakskroef

Afrikaans word used commonly throughout South Africa to describe ugly females

Guy 1:"Hos that kin is kak reg."

Guy 2:"Are you jas my bruh? She look like a dakskroef!"