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A Lowiessen is a fat person from the Netherlands.
He likes to eat lots of hamburgers and goes to the Burger-King a lot.
You can also recognise a Lowiessen by the way he rides his bike, he looks like a drunk man with incredible speed for someone who is as fat as he is.
OMG that Lowiessen ordered just 15 meals today
FFS duud.. thats nothing
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Sinterklaas is a 500 year old man with a long white beard.
On the 5th of december it is his birthday and he gives away presents to little childeren in a sack.
In one night he and his black slaves deliver them to all houses in the Netherlands and Belgium where little childeren live.
The word and character Santa Claus has been based on 'Sinterklaas'.
Each year he comes from Spain on his big boat with all his slaves and heads for the Netherlands.
While it really is just an actor that is payed to do all this.
cool, its the 5th of december today
ffs, I hope I get some cool shit this year.. last year I only got a dildo.
damn sinterklaas
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An Enchantment is a spell, mostly used in fantasy games that follow the concept of spells.
It's a 'positive' spell targeted on friendly targets. When these spells are cast they mostly have a 'longer' effect on the target.
(eg. an invisible shield that lasts for 15 secondes and decreases incoming damage by 10)
Of course these Enchantments can vary in much ways and types.
Warrior: Damn duud I'm under attack by a creature.. I'm dying !!
Healer: dunt worry, I'll cast an enchantment for you
Warrior: Ty
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The Law of RegaReda , short for "Real Game Release Date" is a formula that descibes the REAL release date of a Game.
Game Makers usually announce that their games will be released on a certain day (eg. 23 september 2005) but due to some factors and variables (like bugs.. dependant on game size) the game is actually released days, or even months later (eg. 2 November 2005)
The first Full Formula is:
O = R + (P + (5^S))
Variables:
O = Official Release date, the result of the formula.
R = Release date , as given by the producer
P = (expected) game price in stores, in dollars.
S = (expected) game size in GigaBytes.
S and P will be converted to a number of days in the formula.
It was thought of by a team of dutch gamers (including me lol) who thought they would finally help out gamers that were waiting for a game to FINALLY COME OUT.
It was based on the statistics of 6 different games, released throughout 2005
Although we don't even know if it really works oO (it does with most EA games but not with all of course) and we cant find a real suitable name for him.
EA: Battlefield 2: Special Forces, will be released on 24 october
WE: O = R + (P + (5^S))
WE: Lets say... 30 dollar cos its an update.. and S = 400mb (0.4gb) .. its not such a very big update.
WE: O = 24 + (30 dollar + (5^0.4))
WE: O = 24 + 32
WE: This will mean... around the 26th of November.
(we shall see if the Law of Rega-Reda works for this)
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Sometimes you may get into a 'work-overcharge'
This is a condition of the mind after you've done lots of non-stop work.
Mostly shows up when multiple people ask you something to do and you try to finish the work as fast as possible but with great accuracy.
The brain gets fully charged with that status and you experience some kind of 'drug' effect.
You feel like you can take on the whole world and you are in the mood to do lots and lots more.
Some Symptones are:
- Forgeting you are tired
- Heavier Sweating
- No idea anymore of the time or don't care anymore
- Tired feeling when 'cooled down'
When you take a rest or you are incapable of doing a requested action the charge will be most likely to cool down and finally go away.
Jack: John.. can you finish the script please for me ?
John: Yea sure .. hang o..
Paul: Eeeeyyy John.. can you render the presentation movie for me please?
John: Euhh I'm busy with the th..
Chris: Yo John.. can you zip the files for me and send them to my computer, thanks.
John: YEA SURE.. ILL DO IT ALL IN 2 MIN... SURE !
(john is now officially work-charged)
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