Kinison

Kinison is the kinda guy that will change your life. He is extremely intelligent, charming, and athletic. He is all around perfect and some say finding a Unicorn is more likely then meeting a Kinison in the wild. If you ever do find a Kinison then we highly recommend locking him down by getting knocked up by him as he will be the greatest partner you would ever catch.....If you can..

Girl 1: "OMG I swear I just saw a Kinison over there."

Girl 2: "No way, where is he I need to lock him down?"

Girl 1: "There is no way, I found him he is mine!"