Donald Sterlinging

-The art of saying incredibly ignorant phrases while having no clue it is offending everyone.

-An act of revenge by a spouse for cheating costing roughly $2.5 billion, a basketball team, and an instant college refund.

Person A: I just can't stand blind people.
Person B: That's rude, don't you find that offensive?
Person A: Not at all, I'm sick of them not seeing me!
Person B: Wow quit Donald Sterlinging.

"Honey, how dare you call me racist, I give these people fried chicken, watermelons, coupons to Wal-Mart where they can buy new shoes they probably made, 6-star Chinese food cause you know they'll eat it, and sand to play in!"

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Urban Dickfairy

Someone who uses the "Urban Dictionary Word of the Day" every single day. In most situations the word is misused because the person is in such a rush to say it.

Lila: I can't stand days like today. It's like I'm on the strugglebus.

Brittney: Quit being an urban dickfairy. You steal the word of the day on a daily basis.