1. Hello
2. Please ignore me
3. I'll be standing here looking hopeful if you need some conversation
4. Look at me
Person A: Hewoo, how are you?
Person B: I don't want to talk to you, go stand over there
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When a pumpkin is eaten by a Punk.
Dude, have you eaten a pumpkin before....no i am a punk so i can't EAT pumpkins...i can only Punkination them.
A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-
Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.
Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere
Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me
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